You get 'em young, see?

The following is a letter I recieved in the mail.

If you need me, I'll be upstairs dying my hair again.

"Dear Mr. Jonathan Donley,

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of the AARP
membership, even though you are fully eligible.

If you have already sent in your registration, please excuse this notice.

If not, I urge you to register now so you may start enjoying the AARP benefits
and services with no further delay.

You need only return the form above. Pleast remove and keep the card below as
your record of enrollment. You will receivea new card and Membershit Kit, with
full details on you benefits.

As a memeber, you'll have the resources and information you need to get the
most out of life after 50. You'll have access to exclusive discounts. Dependable
insurance programs and investment resources. Important health-related information.
And much more. The 22 benefits shown on the back are only a partial list!

I look forward to your joining us. I think you'll agree with our other member:
AARP is one of America's very best values.

Sincerely,

William D. Novelli
Executive Director."

Mind you, I'm not signing up. But I'm keeping the card because NO ONE will ever believe this happened!