DUI
"So, I think I have a drunk driver in front of me."
"Oh, really? How can you tell?"
"Well, they're all over the road for one. For two they're speeding down and slowing up."
"Speeding down and slowing up? Yeah. Pretty sure someone there is drinking..."
"Oh, really? How can you tell?"
"Well, they're all over the road for one. For two they're speeding down and slowing up."
"Speeding down and slowing up? Yeah. Pretty sure someone there is drinking..."

3 Comments:
Why is it that when we are having a conversation that mainly deals with me trying to stay awake ALWAYS end up on here?
ROFL
and that was BEFORE I read Z's comment.
You know seriously what does he want from me when I have been up for 40 out of 44 hours?
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