Improper use of the english language

I'd truely forgotten how much fun and what a total rush it is to get someone fired.
The guy I used to have to work with that slept most of the shift was fired last night. There was lots of fun for everyone to have and just all around a great time was had. I'd never seen a big black man like that whine so much in my life. Then, on his way out, he decided to call me a, "pussy-assed faggot." I guess I should have felt insulted, but the only thing that went through my head was "isn't that an oxymoron?"

After that, he also called me a bitch. Well, at least he got that part right. I guess he forgot that one should never fuck with a bitch. Maybe he'll remember the next time.