Fresh Start
I've kept a live journal for about two years now. In those two years, lots of things have happened. I'm going to try and not relive them here because, frankly, they're pretty much best left in the past.
On this site, I'm going to be more or less talking about the present and hopefully entertain people with the weirdness that is my life.
I know everyone says that, but I'm almost possitive no one's told them, "Dude, the things that happened to you don't happen in the real world." No, they usually don't. Or at least, they shouldn't. So, this is the start of something I hope I'm going to enjoy. Don't be surprised if my gayness starts to show on here or that my political views creep into the mix every now and then. I'm not ashamed of who I am and I'm a citizen of this country which means I am allowed, and sometimes I feel, required, to speak out when I think speaking out is needed.
So, without further ado, I give you the Typical Gay Man's blog.
Oh, I'm sorry if I dissapoint anyone if I'm not constantly talking about which guy I'm screwing or what parties I've been to in the last week. I'm a Typical Gay Man, which means that we live in the REAL WORLD just like everyone else. Yes, sometimes, we get to have fun, but for the most part, we're just trying to live our lives just like everyone else. The kids on your TV screen are a fantasy created by Hollywood to make people think that gay men are these otherworldly people who seem to have no cares in the world who look perfect and have perfect boyfriends. Oh, and then there's the sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. No really. If you stop and actually look at nearly all the typical gay stereotypes in the media, it's always the gay guy who not just jumps from bed to bed, but CATAPULTS from one side of the country to another. If you were to actually believe they were honestly having that much sex, I think they'd be in competition with McDonalds by now. No, I have sex, just not every two hours. More like every seasonal change. Maybe. The thing is is that, I've gotten to a point in my life where sex really isn't that big of a deal. I mean, yeah, it's definately fun and always a good way to pass a few hours of boredom, but for the most part, unless there's something else in the mix, it get's boring real quick.
Anyway, enough about sex. I'm already tired of writing about it. And enough about the whole Gay thing too. I mean, I may be gay, but there's more to me than just that. But, don't tell the government that. They'd never believe you. My very presence is sure to defile the sanctity of any marriage within a square mile. I doubt it's a coincidence that less than three years after I was born, my parents divorved. btw, that's a joke. If you took any of that seriously, please move on. No more warnings from here on out about my humor. It's dry and I think it's hilarious.
So, this is the first of many posts. I'll honestly try to post everyday, but we'll just have to see where that goes from here on out.
On this site, I'm going to be more or less talking about the present and hopefully entertain people with the weirdness that is my life.
I know everyone says that, but I'm almost possitive no one's told them, "Dude, the things that happened to you don't happen in the real world." No, they usually don't. Or at least, they shouldn't. So, this is the start of something I hope I'm going to enjoy. Don't be surprised if my gayness starts to show on here or that my political views creep into the mix every now and then. I'm not ashamed of who I am and I'm a citizen of this country which means I am allowed, and sometimes I feel, required, to speak out when I think speaking out is needed.
So, without further ado, I give you the Typical Gay Man's blog.
Oh, I'm sorry if I dissapoint anyone if I'm not constantly talking about which guy I'm screwing or what parties I've been to in the last week. I'm a Typical Gay Man, which means that we live in the REAL WORLD just like everyone else. Yes, sometimes, we get to have fun, but for the most part, we're just trying to live our lives just like everyone else. The kids on your TV screen are a fantasy created by Hollywood to make people think that gay men are these otherworldly people who seem to have no cares in the world who look perfect and have perfect boyfriends. Oh, and then there's the sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. No really. If you stop and actually look at nearly all the typical gay stereotypes in the media, it's always the gay guy who not just jumps from bed to bed, but CATAPULTS from one side of the country to another. If you were to actually believe they were honestly having that much sex, I think they'd be in competition with McDonalds by now. No, I have sex, just not every two hours. More like every seasonal change. Maybe. The thing is is that, I've gotten to a point in my life where sex really isn't that big of a deal. I mean, yeah, it's definately fun and always a good way to pass a few hours of boredom, but for the most part, unless there's something else in the mix, it get's boring real quick.
Anyway, enough about sex. I'm already tired of writing about it. And enough about the whole Gay thing too. I mean, I may be gay, but there's more to me than just that. But, don't tell the government that. They'd never believe you. My very presence is sure to defile the sanctity of any marriage within a square mile. I doubt it's a coincidence that less than three years after I was born, my parents divorved. btw, that's a joke. If you took any of that seriously, please move on. No more warnings from here on out about my humor. It's dry and I think it's hilarious.
So, this is the first of many posts. I'll honestly try to post everyday, but we'll just have to see where that goes from here on out.
posted by Not Your TGM | 11:42 AM
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